NoT WoRkInG StRaTeGy

I haven’t exercised much lately…well ok ok, I haven’t worked out at all!! I’m in the “whocaresifeverythinginmybodygoesdown” mood.
As I told you some days before, here we eat too much during the Holidays; you can’t imagine how big my tummy has grown in a week!!!
Everybody here is on a diet now, but not me my friends!! I have a good strategy…I stay still so nothing in me moves, hold my breath to hide my belly when someone is close enough and release it when he leaves, aha!!!!!!!! Smart girl!!
So, today I went to the beach, I sat motionless in my chair and opened my book. So far so good.
Oh No!! Problems, big problems!!! My bookmarker flew away and I had to go after it because it was a gift from someone I love…There I was running in front of many people and thinking OH MY I look like jelly!!
I sat down again looking around and doing some math to estimate how many ppl have seen that horrifying show….the jelly woman 😦
I continue reading and suddenly I heard a voice calling me from far away. It was someone I know together with 5 or 6 friends, Oh noooooo!!! I took a deep breath and I was ready to say hi. They stayed FOREVER and EVER, and I might be an expert on not breathing for a while but I’m not Houdini!!
And there they were talking and talking, and there I was SUFFOCATING!
When they finally left I was incredibly exhausted…..but I succeeded!
It was getting late and I prepared my things to go back home, and guess what??? A former student of mine appears from nowhere and says “TEACHERRRRRRRRRR HI!!” Too late, I didn’t have time to stay still or hold my breath!!! I guess there is one student who WON’T have the fantasy of seducing the teacher next semester LOL….maybe I should bribe him to be sure no one else knows…hummm or kill him…just kidding LOL, the bribe will do for now.
Now…there’s something I have to do…what was that? Oh yes, yes, find a good gym and buy some lettuce!!!

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